This Month’s Incredible John
– John Reuben –
John’s Incredible Pizza | January 15, 2025 at 11:00am
Yo, listen up, it’s a pizza vibe,
This month’s John’s got the faith and the rhymes to thrive.
It’s John Reuben, the greatest Christian rapper alive,
Bringing cheese, sauce, and praise—all one and the same vibe!
So grab a slice, let’s make it divine,
Pizza and beats, y’all, it’s party time!
Matt & Dav
Well… Dav and Matt, two pals brought together by their shared love of food… Dav, with his Coke addiction rivaling that of a soda fountain, and his penchant for button-mashing at the local John’s Incredible Pizza arcade, couldn’t care less about veggies. Meanwhile, Matt, a culinary connoisseur with an appetite as vast as a football field, adores all things edible, especially if they’re deep-fried or smothered in cheese.
One fateful day, as they were demolishing a mountain of pizza at their local John’s Incredible Pizza, inspiration struck like a bolt of lightning (or perhaps it was just heartburn). “Why don’t we start a club where we celebrate famous Johns’ birthdays with pizza?” Dav exclaimed between slurps of Coke.
“Genius!” Matt replied, already imagining the endless array of toppings they could devour.
And thus, the Incredible John’s Pizza Club was born. With Dav’s gaming prowess and Matt’s culinary expertise, they set out on a quest to honor legendary Johns everywhere, one slice at a time. From John Leguizamo to John Lennon, no John would go uncelebrated in their quest for pizza perfection. And so, fueled by their love of food and friendship, Dav and Matt embarked on a deliciously hilarious adventure that would forever change the way they looked at John’s and pizza.